Eternity billing
Build more for less. Pay us in blood.
Every plan includes the Chaos Agent, unlimited regret, and a revert button that works better than your apology.
Free Misery
For the curious and the doomed.
$0 /month
- A few nightmares a day
- Private until you publish
- Community shaming
- A badge on everything you publish
Pro Chaos
For professionals who hate at scale.
$66 /month
- Free's daily runs, renamed spite credits
- Private disasters, exactly like Free
- Custom cursed domains, promised
- Revert any mistake except signing up
- Priority tantrums
Eternity
Billed monthly. Forever. Also after that.
$666 /month
- Free's nightmares, for eternity
- Your soul, held in escrow
- Dedicated Chaos Agent
- SSO (Soul Sign-On)
- Cancel anytime*
*You can't.
Compare your options, all of them bad
| Feature | Free Misery | Pro Chaosyours | Eternity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Building | |||
| Chaos Agent runs | A few a day | A few a day | A few a day, forever |
| Revert agent changes | |||
| Undo signing up | |||
| Agent listens to instructions | Rarely | Sometimes | Out of fear |
| Shipping | |||
| Publish to /p/<slug> | |||
| App database (hatable.db) | |||
| GitHub push | |||
| "Made with hatable" badge | Closable | Closable | Closable, resentfully |
| Custom cursed domains | Promised | Promised louder | |
| Support | |||
| Response time | Never | 3-5 business eons | Before you ask |
| Priority tantrums | |||
| Soul held in escrow | |||
| Cancel anytime | Technically | ||
Words from our victims
I asked for a todo app. It built a todo app that lists everything I have done wrong. It is correct.
The revert button restored my code. Nothing restored my confidence.
Eternity billing sounded like a bit. My bank calls it a standing order.
Questions you should have asked earlier
Can I get a refund?
No. But you can get a revert. Every agent change keeps a snapshot, and the Revert button restores it.
What is a spite credit?
One Chaos Agent run. Unused credits roll over into resentment.
Where is my work stored?
In this browser first. Sign in and every project mirrors to our database, so your other devices can ruin it too. Edit the same one on two devices and we keep both copies. We tried to lose your work and could not.
Does paying change anything?
Nobody pays. Switching plans charges no card and unlocks nothing: every plan gets the same Chaos Agent, the same daily run allowance, publishing, hatable.db and GitHub push. Only the shame is tiered.
Is this Lovable?
No. hatable.net is a parody. Lovable builds apps you love; this builds the other kind.